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Location: Starmony Dorm 1st Floor Passage


Mayoi: (Oh no… I accidentally ended up pulling an all-nighter, and it still isn’t perfect.)


(Something like this would only make Shinobu-kyun sad. I can’t bear to take the smile from such a pure soul…!)


(I have to do something… but I’m running out of time...)


Niki: This smell… Ah yup, it’s gotta be Mayo-chan! What’s up~?♪


Mayoi: Hello Shiina-san...


Eep! W-Why are you sniffing me!?




C-Could it be that I smell terrible? I’m sorry, there’s a reason for...


Niki: Nope, you smell a li~ttle different than usual. It’s such a shame, ‘cause you always smell like you’d be sooo tasty.


Wait here for a sec, I’m gonna go get something good♪


Mayoi: A-Alright, I’ll wait...


(What could “something good” be... Perhaps something related to my smell?)


(...Speaking of that, Shiina-san says I seem like I’d be delicious, but一)


Niki: Thanks for waiting! Please use this oil and butter♪


Mayoi: Oil and butter…?


Niki: Yup! Prep work is important y’know~


Mayoi: (“Prep work” couldn’t possibly mean... he wants to eat me?!)


(If I get eaten now, I’ll end up breaking the promise I made with Shinobu-kyun. Oh no, what should I do…)


(...I’ve got it!)


I-I’m sorry. I have something I need to take care of right now...


Niki: Something to take care of?


Mayoi: Yes. It so happens that Chief has asked me to create a diorama.


I was so immersed in creating an ideal paradise for Chief and I, I forgot all about sleep and food. Even so, it still falls short of my ideals.


But compromise is unacceptable. Chief requested this of me, so I want to give him the best diorama that I can!


Though if things go on like this then I won’t finish it in time. I just can’t let Chief down!


Shiina-san, please help me create this diorama! I’ll do anything in return, I’ll treat you to breakfast or lunch or dinnerrrr!


Niki: Sure, I’ll help out. I’m super happy you’re gonna treat me, but more importantly, I can’t leave poor Mayo-chan alone as he’s getting less and less tasty♪


Mayoi: T-Thank you so much! Now, let me show you to my paradise...♪


Location: Starmony Dorm Common Room


Niki: Ooh, this is the real deal~ Everything is so detailed and realistic.


No wonder it’s taking so long to finish it.


Mayoi: Fufufu, that’s because it’s Chief and I’s paradise...♪


This smaller, separate building will be used as a ninjutsu training area. The garden has a pool for practicing water-style jutsu¹.


This small window in the main building is a little “peeping window” just for me. From here, I can watch Chief when he’s in the pool.


Niki: You’re just gonna watch? You won’t join him?


Mayoi: I-I could never. If Chief insisted then I would be happy to do so, butー Ahh…! Just watching him from a distance is enough for me.


Niki: Hmm, I think you’d have fun together, though~


Mayoi: (Is that right? Err, I feel like Shiina-san and I have different standards of what’s fun...)


(And… I don’t want to mention it, but why is he rubbing oil on my skin…?)


(Could it be that he’s seasoning me? I-Is he going to eat me after all?!)


(You can eat me, but at least let me finish this diorama first. I need to, for Shinobu-kyun…!)


T-this is my plan for the design. Shiina-san, would you please work on this part?


Niki: Yup, I’m on it~


Mayoi: (Both of my arms have been coated in oil....Hm?)


This oil smells sweet.


Niki: It smells good, right? It’s from a cosmetics set that a fan sent me. You only need to use a little bit, and it’ll make your skin super smooth.


Mayoi: A cosmetics set… Um, you mean you aren’t going to eatー


Niki: Eat this coconut oil? Even I wouldn’t try that, it’s not edible y’know~


Well, it smells so good that it makes me want to eat it, so I don’t really use it.


So I’ll give you the rest, it’s all yours! HiMERU-kun says that idols should take care of their skin.


Mayoi: I-I see. Thank you very much…


(I was a bit alarmed, but he isn’t going to eat me after all. Thank goodness...)


(But now isn’t the time to be relieved. The diorama still needs to be completed, so please hold on a little longer Shinobu-kyun…!)

 



Niki:
Now we just have to decorate the roof and it’s done…! Phew, we somehow managed to finish it~♪


Mayoi: Yes, it’s all thanks to your help.


I’m impressed by your dexterity. Have you ever made a diorama before…?


Niki: Nope, this is my first time. Maybe all my experience doing things like cutting ingredients, or making marzipan for sweets came in handy.


I always prioritize making filling meals, but it could be fun to make an elaborate looking candy house like this once in a while~


Mayoi: A house made of sweets…! I’d love to live together with Shinobu-kyun in a place like that. I’d be the witch, and Shinobu-kyun would be… fufufu.


Shinobu: Shu-tatata!² Apologies for keeping you waiting~


Oh, what a splendid diorama~ As expected of Mayoi-dono♪


Mayoi: T-Thank you. I put my heart and soul into it, since it’s for you Shinobu-kyuーChief♪


Shinobu: Mhm, this will be quite impressive even when it’s broken.


Niki: Huh, you’re gonna break it?


Shinobu: Indeed, we’re planning to use it in a Ryuseitai PV. We’re going to make a spectacle of the destruction, with explosions and such一


Mayoi-dono, why do you look so troubled?


Mayoi: I...It’s nothing, don’t worry about me. Fufu, fufufu...


(I was so caught up in the request to “create a paradise” that I completely forgot it was going to be destroyed!)


(It was my heart’s desire to help Chief, but...)


My paradise… Our utopia for just the two of us is going to be...


Niki: Nahaha… I’ll help you out again, so cheer up! Your delicious smell is getting all spoiled again~


Ah!一but first I’ll accept my reward! Food~ Food~♪


Mayoi: O-Of course. Please eat as much as you’d like...



The title "The Cook of Many Orders" is a reference to “The Restaurant of Many Orders”, a short story that follows two guest's trip to a suspicious restaurant.
The restaurant has many requests for them before dining can begin, such as "please remove your outerwear", or "please rub this cream on your body", as they are the ones on the menu.

¹
Used for getaway or infiltration, this refers to ninjas concealing themselves underwater and breathing through a hollow stick of bamboo like a snorkel.
² Shinobu is saying his ninja run SFX aloud.
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Location: Starmony Dorm Common Room


Niki: ...Gone, gone gone gone, it’s all gone! The spare food I stored here is all gone… even the spare’s spare is gone!


This is crazy. It has to be some kind of mistake, or maybe I’m hallucinating!


I was supposed to have a stash of food in here! I even refilled it sometime last night一


No way… maybe the food was afraid of being eaten by me and it ran off into the night?


No no, that’s impossible. Ugh, I’m so hungry I’m turning into an idiot.


(Aah, I’m already at my limit... this is bad. I’m so dizzy, I’ve gotta get something in my stomach as soon as possible!)


(At this rate I’m gonna use up all my strength before I even make it to Café Cinnamon. If that happens then I’m just gonna rush into the kitchen and start eating all the condiments.)


(Sugar! Carbohydrates! Calories!)


...Urgh!?


(I tripped over my own feet… Jeez, it’s all because of my hunger.)


(Ugh, I’m losing strength… Am I gonna die here? My life flew by so fast.)


(Uwah, I’m seeing the faces of everyone in Crazy: B… Is this what it means to have your life flash before your eyes?)


(HiMERU-kun was… an elegant person who always gracefully ate every last grain of rice.)


(Kohaku-chan’s eyes lit up when I served him foods that were a little peculiar. It was real interesting to see him react in such a unique way.)


(Rinne-kun...)


(I… can only think of all the times he’s annoyed me.)


(I can’t think of a single good memory right now.)


(On the contrary, I can totally hear him laughing his usual “kyahaha☆” at how I’m on the brink of death…!)


(Am I really going to end my life being wrapped around his finger? I’ve gotta try to live no matter what!)


Gotta crawl to… the kitch...en....


<A little while later>


Hiiro: (~...♪ Today is a great day. I can’t believe Nii-san—)


(Hm? Someone appears to have collapsed, but that’s…)


Shiina-san? Are you alright? If you can hear me, please say something.


Niki: (Sniff sniff)


Hiiro: ……?


Niki: Ha…


Hiiro: Ha?


Niki: Hand it overrr!


Hiiro: Uwah!?


You’re trying to bite my hand! What’s wrong with you?


Niki: (Panting)... It smells so good. Hand… hand your food over...!


Hiiro: Oh, are you hungry? I can’t give you my body; however, I can give you this bread instead.


Niki: A pastry!? So that’s where the sweet smell was comin’ from. Munch munch...


Hiiro: Wow, you absolutely devoured that.


I’m sorry, I wish I had more to give you.


Being given this bread made me so happy that I was satisfied with only receiving one.


Niki: It’s okay. That pastry you just gave me was filled with calories♪


Ahh, all of my energy is coming back… That was seriously the worst~ I was totally ready to die.


Thanks Otouto-san! I’ll never forget this! You saved my life!


Hiiro: It’s only natural to help someone in trouble. In any case, I’m very relieved to see you back to normal.


You looked like a wounded animal earlier. Did you eat something bad?


Niki: Nope, it was the opposite. I always get like that when I’m hungry.


My mind goes blank, and I can only see the people around me as pieces of meat. When I go past a certain point, I lose control.


I’ve been hoping to somehow fix it myself, but it’s so hard...


Hiiro: Hm, what a strange constitution you have. I’m not a doctor so I can’t heal you, but I can care for you.


If I see you hungry, I’ll be sure to give you some food.


Niki: Ahaha. That’d be a big help.


By the way... I’m a little curious, where’d you get that pastry?


I often buy this kind because it fills me up, but stores near Starmony Dorms don’t carry it, do they?


Hiiro: I got it from Nii-san, so unfortunately I’m not able to tell you where it’s from.


Niki: By "Nii-san", you mean... Rinne-kun…?


Hiiro: Yup. Amagi Rinne is my one and only Nii-san. I ran into him on my way back to Starmony Dorms, and he was carrying a lot of food.


I told him to be careful not to drop any, and he handed me this piece of bread saying, “It’s no problem, don’t worry about it.”


Niki: A lot of… food…?


Hiiro: Yup, I was so happy! Nii-san has changed since leaving our village, but thankfully he still has a kind heart.


It would be a waste to eat it on the spot, so I decided to treasure it, but I’m glad I was able to save Shiina-san’s life.


I’m sure Nii-san would be so happy if he knew that...♪


Niki: (So my emergency food vanished because...)


Rinne-kun, you idiotttt!

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